Jordan Clarkson is not science professor nor is planning to be one, and that is definitely good news for the future of this nation. During an appearance on Uninterrupted’s Road Trippin’ podcast hosted by DJ Montage and Allie Clifton, the Cleveland Cavaliers guard divulged some of his thoughts that make The Flintstones look like a documentary, saying that he believes that dinosaurs were used to be pets to humans three times larger than these prehistoric beasts.
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Here’s the transcript of some parts of the conversation, via CBS Sports.
Clarkson: I don’t believe in dinosaurs either. Well no, I actually do. I believe that — this is gonna get a little crazy. I’m gonna take y’all a little left on this. OK, so y’all know how we got dogs and stuff, right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and, like, the dinosaurs was they pets.
DJ Montage: On a leash? Like a pet? So how big were these people?
Clarkson: Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.
The only thing missing here was the podcast suddenly getting a call from former Cavs guard and flat-earther Kyrie Irving supporting Clarkson’s take while the show’s listeners all practice restraint by biting their own fists. Charles Darwin did not die for this, Mr. Jordan Clarkson.
The Cavs guard could also be just trolling, but if he was serious, then how will he explain the fact that up to this date, there have been zero archaeological pieces of evidence of these giant human beings? Even Sasquatch has yet to be proven, so whatever it was Clarkson was trying to say, he needs to back it up with hard, immutable evidence.
