Have you ever wanted to travel around with LeBron James? What about just making contact with one of the greatest of all time? Well then there’s a opportunity for you, and you can apply to the King himself:

That’s right, Cavs Nation. One of the richest athletes in the universe with endless networks is cashing in $1,000 a character to tweet this job opening. Considering his injury history, James could use the masseur/masseuse. Ankle and wrist sprains with a wearing back, thigh and knee all held James back in the first half of his first year back in wine and gold. Only after a two-week blackout did he return and lead the Cavaliers to a historic run.

Indulge yourself if you have the skills and temperate to hang with the King. Cleveland’s fate may very well rest in your hands. Literally.